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Cat advice, from a cat. Reluctantly.
When your cat throws up, stops eating or sings at 5 a.m.: here is what is behind it, and when it is time for the vet. Explained by me, to the staff, in plain English.
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Cat Breeds · 6 min read
Maine Coon Cat: Size, Personality, Care and Buying a Kitten
The Maine Coon cat is America's own gentle giant: the largest pedigreed breed, with males often reaching 20 pounds or more, a shaggy weatherproof coat and a famously friendly, dog-like personality. It's a wonderful family cat, but it needs space, regular combing, a breeder who health-tests for heart and hip problems, and a healthy suspicion of bargain kitten ads.
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Catfood Guide: How to Choose a Good Cat Food Without Falling for Marketing Food & Nutrition · 7 min 2 -
Cat Years to Human Years: Age Chart and How Cats Really Age Cat Knowledge · 6 min 3 -
Litter Boxes: Size, Covered vs. Open, How Many and Where to Put Them Gear Guides · 6 min 4 -
Ragdoll Cat: Temperament, Colors, Health and Finding a Kitten Cat Breeds · 5 min 5 -
Cat Allergies: Causes, Symptoms and How to Live With a Cat Anyway Health · 7 min 6 -
Flea Treatment for Cats: How to Spot Fleas and Choose a Safe Treatment Health · 7 min 7
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Cat Years to Human Years: Age Chart and How Cats Really Age
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Orange Cat: Why Most Are Male and the Truth About Their Personality
Coat Colors & Patterns · 6 min
Black Cat: Genetics, Breeds, Superstitions and Adoption Myths
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Sorry I'm Late Antisocial Cat Retro
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Don't Talk To Me Before Coffee Cat Retro
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All I Want Is To Be Left Alone Holiday Cat
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Cat Memos: 100 lessons from a grumpy cat
Our book series for everyone who can laugh at their cat. Each book has 100 short memos and 100 illustrations, from inner peace to the holidays.
Inner Peace100 lessons for anyone who wants to be left alone.Holidays100 lessons for surviving the holidays.
Office100 lessons for surviving meetings, coworkers and reviews.Love100 lessons for singles and tired couples.
Vacation100 lessons for anyone who should have stayed home.
Parents100 lessons for parents between no sleep and the carpool line.
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Health Symptoms decoded, and when to stop googling and call the vet. I would tell you myself, but I prefer to hide under the bed. 4 guides → Food & Nutrition What belongs in my bowl and what does not. Spoiler: the answer is never "the same thing as yesterday". 1 guide → 
Home & Living Apartments, balconies, litter boxes and new roommates. How to run a home that meets my standards. 1 guide → 
Grooming Coat, claws, teeth and ears. And how the staff can do it without losing a finger. 1 guide → Cat Breeds Temperament, care and health issues by breed. Every one of them is excellent. Some more than others. 26 guides → Coat Colors & Patterns Tabby, tuxedo, calico, orange. What the coat says about genetics, and what it does not say about personality. 8 guides → Gear Guides Litter boxes, fountains, cat trees and carriers. What is worth buying before I ignore it and sit in the box. 9 guides → 
Behavior Why I knock things off tables, yell at 5 a.m. and stare at the wall. Mostly, it is your fault. 3 guides → Cat Knowledge Purring, names, age in human years and other facts the staff keeps asking about. 7 guides → New
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Cat Breeds · 5 min
Abyssinian Cat: Ticked Coat, Big Energy and Apartment Reality Check
Cat Breeds · 5 min
American Bobtail Cat: Short Tail, Big Heart and a Dog-Like Personality
Cat Breeds · 5 min
American Shorthair: The Pedigreed Version of America's Working Cat
Cat Breeds · 5 min
Angora Cat: The Turkish Angora, Its History and Temperament
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Every guide is checked against reputable sources such as the Cornell Feline Health Center, International Cat Care, the Merck Veterinary Manual and the ASPCA, and they are listed at the end of each article. Where things get serious, we say so plainly: an article does not replace an exam.
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